You have no privacy. That is my policy.
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But seriously, all these privacy policies I've seen on the internet are useless.
They dont stop anybody from stealing your info.
Would you trust a possible thief who publishes a no-stealing policy?
Or a possible rapist who publishes a no-sex policy?